1 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,343 Oh, oh! 2 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:17,344 Everybody's favorite skanky demon Ruby is back, 3 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:18,891 and she's yanking Brandy's chain. 4 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:21,390 - Let me go. - We need to kill her. Now. 5 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,517 - We need a Kandarian dagger. - Guys, I found it! 6 00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:25,690 I think we need to get out of here right now. 7 00:00:25,776 --> 00:00:27,438 Run! 8 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,895 Dalton! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 9 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:32,071 - It was Pablo. - Pablo did this to you? 10 00:00:37,329 --> 00:00:39,036 What the hell are you doing in my house, creep-o? 11 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:41,910 Enjoying the company of the granddaughter I never knew I had. 12 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:47,712 I wish you were the one that was dead. 13 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:50,040 I didn't even kill him, because he's already dead! 14 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,596 Oh! 15 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,976 Come on. Come on. Let go. 16 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,308 Pablo, you and those cheap imported parts! 17 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,145 Jesus. 18 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:15,569 Nice try, Ruby. 19 00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:17,025 You think I'm stupid? 20 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:19,361 You think I don't know my own father when I see him? 21 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:20,786 Poor Ashley. 22 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:24,161 Life just keeps serving up the shit sandwiches. 23 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:28,252 Uh, speak of the devil. 24 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:30,250 What are you doing here, Pop? 25 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,081 I don't know. 26 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:34,838 Something disturbed my grave, pulled me back. 27 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,794 I always wanted to be a ghost. 28 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:38,254 Well, it's nice to see you. 29 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:40,260 Even though I'm looking through you. 30 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,307 Cool, huh? 31 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:46,725 Whoa! What the hell is this? 32 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,772 Ah, it's pretty convoluted. 33 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:52,603 Ruby was using you to make me look bad in front of my daughter. 34 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:55,439 - Well, it looks like she succeeded. - Yeah. 35 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,444 Oh, hold on there, did you say daughter? 36 00:01:57,534 --> 00:02:00,026 Yeah. I just found out a few days ago. 37 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,611 Her name is Brandy. 38 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:04,539 Well, look at you. My boy's a father. 39 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,618 Hell, that makes me a grandfather. 40 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:09,748 Damn, you miss so much when you're dead. 41 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,955 What's she like? 42 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:13,790 Stubborn as shit. 43 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:15,295 And she hates my guts. 44 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,502 Well, she's smart. I like her already. 45 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:18,803 Where is she? 46 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:22,382 I don't know. She freaked out when she saw this. 47 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:25,640 Called me a monster. 48 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:27,812 Look, fatherhood ain't easy. 49 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:30,231 Lord knows, I learned the hard way. 50 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:33,651 Ash, you remember the night I died? 51 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:36,946 - There's something I've kept from you. - What is it, Pop? 52 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:39,365 Something so vital, that... 53 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:42,068 the fabric of your life may begin... 54 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,995 How could I forget? Cost me 300 bucks to get the fender pounded out. 55 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:51,044 You spent more on that damn fender than you did on my funeral, cheapskate. 56 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:53,166 That's not true... ish. 57 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:54,792 Well, it's still a shit way to go. 58 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,545 Anyway, this is way bigger than your fender. 59 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:58,171 - Okay, so tell me. - Oh, no. 60 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,378 I'm not going to tell you. I want to show you. 61 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,445 Ash, Pablo is dick deep in trouble... 62 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,203 Oh, shit. 63 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:31,034 Ash? 64 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:33,962 Fuck. 65 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,913 Anybody home? 66 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,473 If you're a Deadite, I'm in no fucking mood. 67 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:52,473 Oh! Brandy. 68 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:55,066 I forgot my phone. 69 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,609 But you're okay? 70 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:58,231 Okay? 71 00:03:58,321 --> 00:04:00,779 Ash just sliced open some guy I thought was my grandfather 72 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,778 with a chainsaw. 73 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:05,451 I'm so far from okay, I don't even know what okay is. 74 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:08,746 Makes high school seem a lot less awful, am I right? 75 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:11,324 - Okay, where's Ash? - I don't know. 76 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,910 And no offense, but I've had enough 77 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:16,496 of my delusional old man and his muchachos. 78 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,422 I'm getting my shit, and I'm getting out of here. 79 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,670 Hold up, Daria. Okay? 80 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,423 Bodies are dropping left and right, 81 00:04:22,512 --> 00:04:23,753 some of them friends of mine, 82 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:26,180 and since this has something to do with you, 83 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,303 I need you to stay close. 84 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:31,101 How do you even deal with him? 85 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:34,147 I mean, I don't really have a choice, because he's my father, but you... 86 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:36,940 Ash may be a perverted drunk with racist tendencies, 87 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,859 but he has his moments. 88 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:50,121 Evil killed my parents, too. 89 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:52,873 I'm sorry. 90 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:57,044 Yeah, well, I passed go on that horror show a long time ago. 91 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,331 Ash is probably at the hardware store, right? 92 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,041 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 93 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,306 Pablo! 94 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:14,057 - Whoo! - Pablo! 95 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,355 You're up way past your bedtime! 96 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,148 - Brandy, run! - Uh, I can't! 97 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:20,397 Hold on! 98 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,698 Young virgin meat! 99 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,160 Fuck! 100 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:40,671 So moist... 101 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,426 Shit! 102 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,933 Come on! Ah! 103 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,354 Where is he? 104 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,359 Where did he go? 105 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:09,692 Shit. Where's the dagger? 106 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,199 - It fell. I... - Got it. 107 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,037 Go to the trailer! 108 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:23,043 - Run! - Where you going?! 109 00:06:23,133 --> 00:06:26,547 Run! Come on! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 110 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,722 That was just the appetizer! 111 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,845 I'm ready for the main course! 112 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:38,058 - What the hell happened to him? - It's not his fault. 113 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,891 Evil fucked him, like it fucked everything. 114 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:46,358 - He's going to get in! - Maybe, but not through the windows. 115 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:49,407 Ash upgraded this piece of shit with bulletproof glass. 116 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:55,910 I can bang, bang, bang, all night long! 117 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:57,831 Shit! I left my cell in the truck. 118 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,580 - Give me yours. - Mine's dead. 119 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,997 If you don't let me in, I'll huff, 120 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,423 and I'll puff, 121 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:10,799 and I'll blow this fucking trailer apart! 122 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:11,879 What are we supposed to do? 123 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:13,965 Just wait until Ash comes back and saves us? 124 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,595 I don't think that's a plan. 125 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:23,315 Okay, what's with the snow? 126 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:25,142 And why is it daylight all of a sudden? 127 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:28,024 - What? Did I pass out? - No, you didn't pass out. 128 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,697 Well, what happened to all my Ashy Slashy stuff? 129 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:33,618 This is the past. Look, I'm showing you a memory. 130 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:35,365 My memory. 131 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,037 Come on. 132 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:41,326 Ah! 133 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:48,458 Wow. Talk about "two steps back." 134 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:51,134 Haven't you seen "It's a Wonderful Life"? 135 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:53,463 Where an angel shows a guy his old life, 136 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:55,297 so he can learn from the past. 137 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,384 - Are you a ghost, or an angel? - What the hell difference does it make? 138 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,343 The point is, I'm tryin' to show you something. 139 00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:01,303 - Now just watch. - Whoa. 140 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,981 Ho, ho, ho, ho! 141 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:07,518 Double vision. 142 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:10,901 - When was this? - Mm, 2012. 143 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:24,293 Mr. Williams? Brock Williams? 144 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,666 If this is about my mortgage, the check's in the mail. 145 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:28,713 - No. I'm here... - Water? Electric? 146 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,668 No, I just want to know, is Ashley Joanna Williams your son? 147 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:33,252 Oh, hell. 148 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,338 Thanks for that name, by the way. 149 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:36,968 That name gave you thick skin. 150 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:39,050 Yeah, thick from all the playground beatings. 151 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:40,851 What are you crying about? It did you good. 152 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,803 - Look at you now. - Um, I guess. 153 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:45,480 And believe me, I wouldn't be here if it weren't a matter of life and death. 154 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,479 - Uh-huh. - Your son is in grave danger, 155 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:49,356 - targeted by an evil that threatens to... - An "evil?" 156 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:52,189 Get lost, ding-dong. I'm trying to sell hardware here. 157 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:53,989 Way to warn me. 158 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:56,408 Uh, for all I know, he could've been a porn salesman. 159 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,531 You need to see this. 160 00:08:58,621 --> 00:09:02,114 These pages were torn from a book of evil known as the Necronomicon. 161 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,700 Centuries ago, my ancestors fought and died, 162 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,377 to keep this away from the forces of darkness. 163 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:11,048 Son of a bitch. The guy's got the lost pages. 164 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:12,875 You mean that "book" crap was for real? 165 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:14,551 - Ding-dong. - Hold on. 166 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:15,878 Who did you say you were with? 167 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:18,055 We call ourselves the Knights of Sumeria. 168 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:21,350 - The who with the huh? - That's exactly what I said! 169 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:22,722 - I know how this sounds... - Wait a second. 170 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,724 I think Kelly is bonking one of those guys. 171 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:26,726 ...but I believe a Dark One has taken human form 172 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,273 to walk the earth, searching for the Book. 173 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:31,227 If the demon finds it, it's a sign that the end of times are near. 174 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,483 Dark One? He's talking about Ruby. 175 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,734 - Who? - Sasquatch. 176 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,565 Oh, Ruby. 177 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,571 But these pages also hold the secret 178 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,948 to destroying this evil, and your son is the key. 179 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,452 I have to find him before it's too late. 180 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,077 Well, you listen up, boy. 181 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,831 My son babbled on about "evil" just like you. 182 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:51,085 It ruined his life. It ruined my family's life. 183 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:53,086 Now Ashley may have turned and run 184 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,133 when he should have stayed and fought, 185 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:58,088 but I'm sure as shit not sic'ing some nut bag 186 00:09:58,181 --> 00:10:00,468 preaching evil mumbo jumbo on him. 187 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:02,094 I got to talk to that guy! 188 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,097 You can't. It's-it's a memory. 189 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,850 But I'm not leaving until you tell me how I can find your son. 190 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,933 The fate of humanity hangs in the balance. 191 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,983 Look, I'm fetching some supplies from downstairs. 192 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:15,359 - You got a cellar here? - You better be gone when I come back, 193 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,941 or I'm going to let you have some of Ike and Tina Turner's Greatest Hits. 194 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:21,027 Mr. Williams, I'm begging you. 195 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,987 Yeah, well, now you can do it in High C! 196 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,743 Ooh! 197 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:34,131 Hey, dipshit. You okay down there? 198 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:41,339 Oh, boy. 199 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:43,173 Holy shit, he looks dead. 200 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,976 Is he dead? Why am I asking you? 201 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,982 It's quiet. 202 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,309 Maybe he... 203 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:56,316 Let me in! I just want to play! 204 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:59,149 The one time I actually need my dad, and he's probably out on a beer run. 205 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:02,235 Kelly, come on! It's me! 206 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,991 Your powerful vagina. 207 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,368 Yeah, right now you're my powerful pain in the ass! 208 00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:10,121 Check for something to hold him down. 209 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,669 There's got to be duct tape, maybe some rope... 210 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:16,248 - How about guns and knives? - No! That is Pablo out there. 211 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,925 I don't want to kill him, I want to help him. 212 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,506 You find anything? 213 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,762 There's nothing but nasty old man shit. 214 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,344 God, I can't believe I share DNA with that dipshit. 215 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,522 Okay, you know what? Time out for real talk. 216 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:32,940 I know it seems like Ash ruined your life. 217 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,688 - Kel. - Okay, maybe he has a little bit, 218 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:38,521 but everything he's done since he knew you existed was to protect you. 219 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:41,574 That include publicly accusing my counselor of being a demon? 220 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:44,197 Yes, Brandy, because your counselor is a demon. 221 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:46,950 - Her name is Ruby, and... - Oh, my God! Not you, too! 222 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,077 You know what? You're as stubborn as your old ma... 223 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,204 Ow! Ow! 224 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:54,378 Fucking Pablo couldn't be a vegan! 225 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,547 Sit. I'll-I'll find something to bandage that. 226 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:59,091 Damn it. 227 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,051 Kelly! 228 00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:08,350 - So you guys are close, huh? - Beyond close. 229 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:12,100 Pablo and I are... bound by blood. 230 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,182 - What, like in a family way? - No. 231 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,562 In the axing demons, and getting covered in guts way. 232 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,269 That's messed up. 233 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:22,277 But, Brandy, I saw Ash's picture in that stupid book. 234 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:23,778 A demon called him "the Savior." 235 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,905 Hold on, you don't actually think that Ash is... 236 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,987 Is our only hope in the fight against evil? 237 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,788 Hard to believe sometimes, but yeah. 238 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,750 - Ah! - Oh, Kelly... 239 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,372 ...open up! 240 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,830 I'm still hungry! 241 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:39,961 We're totally fucked. 242 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:43,294 Yeah, in Ash's orbit, that's called "Tuesday." 243 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:46,631 That was your big secret? 244 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:49,888 "Something so vital, the fabric of your life may unravel"? 245 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,970 - Yeah. - That guy was my only hope 246 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,929 to end this frigging nightmare, Pop! 247 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,106 And you killed him! Why is that good? 248 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:59,276 I wanted you to see I was trying to look out for you, son, 249 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:00,694 even when you thought I wasn't. 250 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,023 Damn it, you were supposed to get all warm and mushy. 251 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,484 What? You just left?! 252 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,318 Um, with a corpse in the cellar? 253 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,905 You're damn straight. Business was shit anyway. 254 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,956 He took his tumble, I locked the doors. 255 00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,624 Got the hell out of here, and never looked back. 256 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,452 Okay, so the dead guy, and those missing pages 257 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,287 is still down there? 258 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,543 Wow, okay, get me out of this memory. 259 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,311 Where the hell is he? 260 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,605 Don't look at me. 261 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,183 Time to clean up another mess. 262 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,654 Scared are we? 263 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,449 I've had a little experience with dead bodies in cellars, Dad. 264 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,733 Dad, you coming? 265 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,689 Don't do that! 266 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,063 Hello. 267 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,395 God forbid the furnace guy shows up. 268 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,230 That bastard ate my Spam. 269 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,690 That was my civil defense stash. 270 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,618 The guy ate it because somebody locked him in the cellar, Dad. 271 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,285 He was trying to survive. 272 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,113 Oh. Not my fault. 273 00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,789 He's the one who took the header. 274 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,672 Pull the chain, dummy. 275 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,092 Good luck washing that off. 276 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,350 Good old Necronomicon. 277 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,018 Same type of writing. 278 00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,454 Maybe this guy was trying to piece something together. 279 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:01,116 Something he found in these pages. 280 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,253 Well, Pablo has this weird writing all over him. 281 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,757 Maybe he can decipher it. 282 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,307 Oh, no! 283 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,483 What do you see? 284 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:31,939 Ooh! Oh! 285 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,149 Help! 286 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:35,404 Whoa, that little hottie looks familiar. 287 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:37,327 Oh, no! Oh, no... 288 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:41,327 Wait a second. That's Brandy's musician friend from school. 289 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,501 The hell is happening in there? 290 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,211 Oh, no! 291 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,218 Oh! 292 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,387 Shit! 293 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,053 Pop! A little help! 294 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,354 I'm coming, son! 295 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,438 I'm a ghost, dumbass, I got nothing! 296 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:22,740 Ahh! Ooh, ooh! My hammy! 297 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,074 Whoa, that looked like it hurt. 298 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,651 Did I mention I hate cellars? 299 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,077 This is just great. 300 00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:04,406 Evil is harassing my daughter, my father's a ghost, 301 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,913 and I got this crazy shit in my cellar! 302 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:09,711 - It's time to man up, son. - You got that right. 303 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,255 I'm going to track down this so-called Ms. Prevett, 304 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,333 and deal with Ruby once and for all. 305 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,759 "Prevett?" 306 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:18,804 I used to go bowling with a cutie by that name. 307 00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,926 She had that place out on Old Mill Road. 308 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:24,010 You know if Ruby's using Prevett's name, 309 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,435 maybe she's camping out there. 310 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,012 Uh-oh. 311 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,688 I think my time is up. 312 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,938 You make sure you tell that Brandy all about me. 313 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,520 - Just the good stuff, though. - I will, Pop. 314 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:38,107 Son... you're gonna be a great father. 315 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:40,817 - You really mean that? - No. 316 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:50,289 - Ruby. - Kaya? Is that you? 317 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,247 The portal to the netherworld has been established. 318 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:56,960 It's only a matter of time before the Dark Ones will break free. 319 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,636 Well, we got to find it, and destroy it before they have a chance to escape. 320 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:02,635 The Knights must be the ones responsible for the rift. 321 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,637 Those numbskulls are still around? 322 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,811 One of them has made contact with the Prophesied One. 323 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,398 The Prophecy's begun. 324 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,225 How can I find this knight? 325 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,562 Where was the book first unleashed in these times? 326 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,195 - The cabin. - Let me help you. 327 00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,277 If the Dark Ones learn I've been talking to you, 328 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,829 they will swallow my soul. 329 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,372 You owe me this. 330 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:30,542 Free me, and I'll stand with you again. 331 00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:34,253 I'll free you when I find a suitable host. 332 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:39,339 And once the Prophesied One is killed at the hands of his own offspring, 333 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,967 we'll have so much power, the Dark Ones won't be able to stop us. 334 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,017 Help! Fuck! 335 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,561 See what drugs you can find, 336 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,856 like some pain killers, whatever. 337 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,059 Kelly... 338 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,519 - Kelly... - Oh, fuck. 339 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,105 He got in. How did he get in? 340 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,940 - Shh! - Kelly. 341 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,742 - Hold on. - Kelly... 342 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:09,489 Oh, Kelly... 343 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,412 Kelly... 344 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:21,585 Holy fuck face! 345 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:24,092 Come here, Kelly. Give me a kiss! 346 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,811 Yeah, yeah. 347 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,268 Betrayer! 348 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,750 Hey. 349 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,506 You with me, Knight boy? 350 00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:07,339 What did you do? 351 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,967 Pushed away the evil, just for a bit. 352 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:13,144 We need to talk. 353 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,689 You're Ruby... the Dark One from the legend. 354 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:20,360 And you're the descendent of those knucklehead Knights. 355 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,153 It's a pity, I thought I'd killed you all. 356 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,026 You thought wrong, witch. 357 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:27,109 How many more of you delusional morons are out there? 358 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:30,617 Enough to kill you, and send you straight to hell. 359 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,993 Wrong response. 360 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:41,332 For the record, hell is not my turf. 361 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:45,127 - Where's the rift? - The what? 362 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,588 The rift you opened with the lost pages. 363 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:51,095 - Where is it? - Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you. 364 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:54,143 But I'll tell you this. 365 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,313 We found the Kandarian dagger. 366 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:59,891 And the ones who have it, know all about you. 367 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,487 Who's got it? 368 00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:05,814 I want names. 369 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,449 Lovely. 370 00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:18,331 You know what, I'm just going to wait for evil to take you back, 371 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:21,663 and... then you're going to tell me anything I want to know. 372 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,004 Shit! 373 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,273 Okay, Ruby... it's just you and me. 374 00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,448 Come on out. 375 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:55,451 I got sandwiches, and a nice buttery Chardonnay. 376 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,366 Ruby! 377 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,501 All right. 378 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,425 Lucky her. 379 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,476 Oh. 380 00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:19,771 The real Mrs. Prevett, I presume. 381 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,366 Ooh! 382 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,043 Excuse me, um... 383 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:27,213 - looking for a lady named Ruby... - Shh. 384 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,470 It's just a kid sucking his thumb. 385 00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:43,555 Not his thumb. 386 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:48,810 Okay, that's a choking hazard. 387 00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:03,787 Shh! 388 00:25:36,285 --> 00:25:37,366 Crap. 389 00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:41,367 My hand's stuck. I can't get it off. 390 00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:59,217 Hey. 391 00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,475 Hey, hey, large foreign person. 392 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,646 Easy, relax. 393 00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:10,066 I've dealt with kids like this before. 394 00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,741 What's "Norway" for "up shit's creek?" 395 00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:19,503 Created by A. Vandelay